This story is drenched in DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT and what exactly that means for you the reader:?
Hello! My name is Waiter Abigail. The following book is meta fiction with unreality and arg esc ties. It’s a fabricated story that I drew on via Adam Snowflake’s discography, as well as works from other authors that I admired and adored. I mention Adam by name because The Dreamer’s Exchange and alot of it’s subsequent work is public domain. Same with the alice in wonderland themes that will be ever present in our story from here on out. Dead Dove Do Not Eat is a fanfiction term that specifies that you are reading a possibly dark and taboo work that chooses and neglects to give any sort of warning. This story portrays deities and faiths as conflicting sides to a coin, it depicts people who should not be depicted in their religion, it’s very blasphemous and outside of religion it depicts things outside standard guidelines regarding mental health issues in graphic bloody detail.
When I say my story is a dove and not to eat it, I warn you that it is something messed up that you will be reading without proper trigger warnings or many things that are taboo and irrelevant to culture and palette. I don’t mind criticism or dramatic readings of my stories, in fact I often seek it out, however this story is by it’s merit a disgusting work of bloody gold drenched in fabricated nets, that are pulled out and stretched like a fine tooth comb to that of the absurd.
This story is a satire, a black comedy, poltical comedy, religious comedy, depicts the prophjets in islam and the church of latter day saints, it protrats characters and raical slurs. theirs sa but its never drawn. their are minors who get hurt. It is darker then torchwood miracle day and truly if you are not of faith you won’t find it funny. but there will be a lot. it is a satire dark sad edge cus thats how we do things in gewna, greek mythology, roman war shit which this coments on and genwa my neweest faith.
So know that I don’t take issue with someone enjoying my “vent fics” however, trauma or no trauma this story is graphic and taboo and nasty, and breath takingly gorgeous, so if that’s cool with you, keep reading, and if not I’m sure theirs a list of trigger warnings out there somewhere. So good luck and happy reading! -Abigail Waiter
Special thanks to: The Gods, The Goetia, Any weird pop culture magicians who influenced a bit to much, otherkin! All of em, and lastly my friends. Be happy.
PROLOGUE:
“I’m gona need aliases for you” Rose Elite said.
“Rose your naming yourself Rose?”
“It’s my middle name.” He said.
“No offense Rose but it’s really hard to believe half the stuff in the dreamers exchange actually happened to you”
“Again alises.” He stated.
“Okay. We’re designing our own fucking characters but I’ll be Maika” Maika said.
“Jewish or not?” Rose asked.
“His canon where he’s jewish really matters to him but. Keep it as true to real life as possible. This isn’t the dreamers fucking exchange you can’t make things up.” Maika said.
“All of that really happened to me” Rose countered.
“Sure if that fucking happened to you fine. But you did make up my religion in that.”
“Justin wants to change her alias to be Justin.”
“Justin really?”
“Mansalughter charge!” Little D said in Woods system said.
“Right so we excluding the d.i.d this time?” Dj asked.
“No,wer’re just know this is an alternate timeline. We’re aware of Jake’s session. This is slightly different. But Jake’s d.i.d was omitted from the dreamers so far. Were technically them it’s just a different coat of paint”
“I don’t see why we need aliases” a British girl said. “Go with Whopper for me”
“He doesn’t know you” Maika said to whopper.
“Yeah well Rose is a package too so.”
“It just reminds me of Rose Lalonde”
“Okay but so much of this is based off homestuck and skybound anyways”
“This is the skybound version so it’s fine. Even if it wasn’t he would have to give it all “aliases” anyways. He can’t say Andrew hussie ghost wrote our story. Sorry Justin”
“It’s okay. Hood will be Hood. As in Red hood.”
“Okay now we all have our fucking alises where do we start with this dam story?”
“I think we need to give Rose our notes. And we need to start taking notes.”
Someone said something inaudible.
“So is this public domain?”
“No this one is copyrighted out of respect for us.” Maika said monotone.
“But then we can’t use it” the Dj said.
“So we all are designing our characters and then we’re kinning them”
“Wait uh. Transracial alters.”
“Rose will keep it. This one as true to this canon and our reality as possible. But if you make your alter a different race on the design it’s gona be weird. But I won’t fucking stop you”
“I’m gona be Black again then” Dj said.
“I just want that fucking gender spell” Maika said.
“Why?” Justin asked.
“Because while I’m very happy I’m cis in that dreamers story. That’s made up. Alternate timeline. Here I’m trans and I don’t like it but I want it true to my experience.”
“He’s using a different alias thank god”
“What if people think it’s not canon?” Whopper asked.
“Then they think it’s not canon theirs nothing we can do about that.” Maika said.
“What if….how do we know it’ll be true?”
“We don’t. We just have to trust Rose as a writer. These are you know what- with skybound paint. So now that Rose has gone god class. We just need to trust that we will too.”
“What I’m so concerned about isn’t him torturing my team” digger said.
“It’s him going god class so early in our session”
“Were all concerned about that” Maika said.
“But Rose fuking earned it” he continued.
“So are we leaving out the d.i.d this time?” Braiden asked.
“No he’s not. This isn’t fuking Olive Brimstone. But he will be recounting everything. Right Rose?”
“Yeah. But expect it to be super long” Maika said.
“Dude it’s not gona be as long as Skybound” Woods said.
“So Rose will make the designs but we get to choose them this time” Maika said
“You can be mad Rose designed your oc like that. In Dreamers. Because irl your alter picked it out” Eno said.
“I know but this time I want to choose the cooloring” Maika said.
“It’s a really good design and I’m happy with it. But it’s lacking in a few areas where he took creative liberties.”
“So is this gona be the Rose Elite show again? Dreamers is all about Rose. Is this all about him too?”
“Yes. Because he is the main character of the fucking universe” Maika said stern.
Eno laughed.
“That’s not funny Eno” Robin said.
“So we’re not omitting multiple personalities?…ow!” Josh asked.
“No were not. But people don’t get to know it’s real. People don’t know Dantes real. So people won’t know we are either. It’s safer that way.” Maika said leading.
“Okay. Okay our little note taker.”
“I just want to be able to use this canon one day.” Dj said. “Like in my aus and stuff since this technically is an au.”
“Hell probably provide you a license he’s already thinking one up. But be careful if you want it public domain. Because do you trust everyone with our canon given Woods’s fanfictions?”
“Just what are the requirements for playing Sgot?” Eno asked.
“Sgot?” Josh asked.
“In real life. You’re a system. You have a history of stealing. You do magick or time travel or something…. You have multiple alters. that’s required at least in our session.”
“Also we’re really calling it sgot?”
“In skybound it’s Svot. In Homebound it’s Svurb. So here it’s Sgot. Deal with the alias we need something to call the game” Maika said.
“God classes are the same across every iteration though. With very little variation. I fuking hate the outfits Rose designed.” Maika said. “My godtier looks stupid in svot. But cool in Homebound.” The page of wind Maika Surely said.
“What if it’s too long?” Dj said.
“Sorry just trying to cover all our bases here” Justin said.
“It’ll be fine. Because it is a fanfiction of a fanfiction of a fanfiction” Maika said.
“You know a lot Maika” Skyler said.
“Yeah because I’ve been playing second longest to all of you. Rose brought me in first”
“Fine but we should all agree on a title.”
“It should be Adam Snowflake Esc”
“Okay.”
“So something Something” Maika said.
“How about Svurb ascended?”
“That’s to close to Homebound.”
“How about the rabbit game” Eno said.
“Are you even trying Eno?” Josh asked.
“Okay let Anansi over here name it.”
“He’s not fucking Anansi that was a misomunication and that god, Anansi said he admired Rose as a fuking story teller. That’s it. That he used Rose’s stories. That’s it.”
“Okay fine whatever.” Justin said.
“How about MysticSession” Rose asked.
“I like it” Dj said.
“I like it as a working title.” Justin said.
“Could you come up with something better? Maika asked.
“Sure gimme a sec” Justin said.
“Land of Alters and wisdom.. my Hermes says that’s my planet”
“Fuck this really is skybound”
“Look dude. I don’t know why the fate of the world is in our hands-“
“Because Rose chose it to be.” Maika said monotone.
“What’s makes Rose Elite so fucking special?” Josh asked ticked.
“He played the game first. He applied it to the war with the gods. He involved us. He’s our session bard. I don’t know if you noticed. But this all of this. God Classes repeat except for his. Bard of mental. This is real life. Real life or not. We’re screwed without him so make sure he doesn’t fuking die” Maika said.
“Okay. Doesn’t Rose have a shit ton of sock puppets?”
“Yes but people aren’t supposed to know about that. I think it’s cus he kinned Aclon”
“What role does otherkin play in all this?”
“Every player is heavily kin. While Rose will get everyone permission to write and talk about their own experiences. He does have to change the name for copyright. This story will be copyrighted but we’ll be able to use it cus of a license. And he’ll give us the license for free.” Maika said.
“That’s a good compromise” Dj said.
“It’s the best your gona fuking get so it’s not public domain.” Maika said.
“Alright. Everyone got your notes. You’ll just have to read them to Rose.”
“Probably”
“Then we’re ready to start” Justin said.
Session Grim 
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