Rose was talking to celebrities and bullshit incarnate. This was all astral and had nothing to do with the game. Fuking Apollo.
We get it Rose you want to fuck the god of the sun!
Anyways on his porch waiting for a smoothie since sister had the one working car, fuking Rose Elite and his damn smoothies- Maika apeared. He asked him about pregnancy for some weird reason about how Rose knew for sure that the soul was put in after the child’s first breath?
This comic is apeartily pro-choice!
In actuality this is a secret of the universe, and has to do with the evolutionary reason that souls exist because according to Rose magick is fucking science aperently but instead of saying all that Rose showed off his angelic form- because he has one and Maika said.
“Fuking okay fine” seeing his former best friend with wings and a halo.
Rose then snapped at Maika for not leaving him alone since they kicked him off their team. “No you guys abandoned me! They kicked me off. Why should I help you with your session?” he told Maika off about wanting him to bring him to the sanction of Blood some weird demigod camp Rose is meant to go to idk. Then he said “no Maika! I’m not getting this cus I want it. I worked my butt off! I worked with the gods. What did you do?”
“I work with Loki-” he started to waver.
“That’s norse, this is greek. What does your main personality think about this anyways?”
“He loves you.”
Rose laughed. “That’s good.”
“He’s in love with you” Maika stressed.
“Then why the fuck aren’t we talking?” Rose asked and Maika Surley
yes I changed his last name IRL Maika is not fuking Jewish, Mr.Snowflake made that up. Anyways. Maika exited our dun dun dun~ scene.
Later that day Rose talked to Zues and learned Hekates god class is Witch of Thread.
It makes sense Hekates a bloody witch. That class has a lot of introspection of yourself and others. It fuking fits! /nm /h
She’s the goddess of witchcraft in Greek Mythology. Incase your reading this in a world without Greek mythology those exist and Rose has been- or if your reading when it’s long forgotten- even to historical records- greek mythology is a very gay religion about the gods of ancient Greece and Rome. Each God had a bazillion titles and was really good at a handful of things. Ares god of battle and rage filled war. Athena god of war and wisdom. Artemis, goddess of the moon, hunts young girls. Apollo god of truth, music, young boy and the sun and poetry. He was also Artemis’s twin brother. Dionysus Greek god of madness fertility and parties and ritual ecstasy. Zues and Hera brother and sister- queen and king of the gods and married. Yeah that’s fine- incest- it’s fine- the gods do that in every religion it’s chill. Fuck that will be impoortant later. Anyways. Even if Greek mythology is dead where you are and this book has been translated- as long as you have an idea of who they are- you call still worship and call upon them for both powers, relationships, guidance and even bonuses. Sorry Rose throwing that in there you worshiping prat. Hell we barely remember. Thus there will be a few guides in this book as to how to practice that. You can thank me later.
The gods are so good. There is no one true religion. They all hold equal weight in our story. At Least- if your pop culture worshiping ass thinks it’s true. Hell enough Homestuck fans believe that comic really happened. So who knows! Maybe this is secretly a true story! /j
We just don’t know./j I’m joking of course this log is very very fictional. And missing pieces in the future. Hmmm. Neet!
In order to build a time machine you need the following. An inhuman power source like gush or black matter. Even pixie dust. Anything but electricity. Steam also works. Good luck harnessing that Tesla. Anyways. Then you need the base that moves. Like a record player turn tables, mp3 player – Rose uses that in the future alot- or a computer or a microwave. Then accessorize and code it. Technopaganize that shit homeboy! Then set it up. It needs some sort of number system or metrics cus duh this is time and figure the rest out. Bam you got a time machine. Prep your beats- sorry I mean rooms accordingly.
It also helps- to have some sort of representation of where you Wana go- but that’s getting things more complicated.
Justin was sitting at his bed. He didn’t do the spiritual thing atleast not very well. At this point in time anyways. So- he tried to turn his bed into a god class bed. It failed. He didn’t kill himself but thought about and hoped for the best. However all in what he called “headspcae” and innerworld centered around his D.I.D. a mental hangout spot. But killing your alters that way doesn’t work. And worse his introject “junko” tried and failed many things that went off the books and for a reason he cound’t figure out- she mysteriously disappeared. So he was planning on going god class. And he wanted to go to that dam city. But so far? No fuking luck.
Session Grim 
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