biodag CODE Dj dj stroke Dj Time dmii doctor who dream bubbles echoe fanfic fanfiction forshadowing general tw god class haru homebound Homestuck hood horror Justin Karkaiden loki maika maika abend meta music occult olive brimstone otherkin rap rape mentions rape tw Rose Elite royal session grim Snow the salt queen story suicide Summer summer mac The gods time travel unreality tw utau vocaloid
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This story is drenched in DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT and what exactly that means for you the reader:?
This story is drenched in DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT and what exactly that means for you the reader:?
Hello! My name is Waiter Abigail. The following book is meta fiction with unreality and arg esc ties. It’s a fabricated story that I drew on via Adam Snowflake’s discography, as well as works from other authors that I admired and adored. I mention Adam by name because The Dreamer’s Exchange and alot of it’s subsequent work is public domain. Same with the alice in wonderland themes that will be ever present in our story from here on out. Dead Dove Do Not Eat is a fanfiction term that specifies that you are reading a possibly dark and taboo work that chooses and neglects to give any sort of warning. This story portrays deities and faiths as conflicting sides to a coin, it depicts people who should not be depicted in their religion, it’s very blasphemous and outside of religion it depicts things outside standard guidelines regarding mental health issues in graphic bloody detail.
When I say my story is a dove and not to eat it, I warn you that it is something messed up that you will be reading without proper trigger warnings or many things that are taboo and irrelevant to culture and palette. I don’t mind criticism or dramatic readings of my stories, in fact I often seek it out, however this story is by it’s merit a disgusting work of bloody gold drenched in fabricated nets, that are pulled out and stretched like a fine tooth comb to that of the absurd.
This story is a satire, a black comedy, poltical comedy, religious comedy, depicts the prophjets in islam and the church of latter day saints, it protrats characters and raical slurs. theirs sa but its never drawn. their are minors who get hurt. It is darker then torchwood miracle day and truly if you are not of faith you won’t find it funny. but there will be a lot. it is a satire dark sad edge cus thats how we do things in gewna, greek mythology, roman war shit which this coments on and genwa my neweest faith.
So know that I don’t take issue with someone enjoying my “vent fics” however, trauma or no trauma this story is graphic and taboo and nasty, and breath takingly gorgeous, so if that’s cool with you, keep reading, and if not I’m sure theirs a list of trigger warnings out there somewhere. So good luck and happy reading! -Abigail WaiterSpecial thanks to: The Gods, The Goetia, Any weird pop culture magicians who influenced a bit to much, otherkin! All of em, and lastly my friends. Be happy.
PROLOGUE:
“I’m gona need aliases for you” Rose Elite said.
“Rose your naming yourself Rose?”
“It’s my middle name.” He said.
“No offense Rose but it’s really hard to believe half the stuff in the dreamers exchange actually happened to you”
“Again alises.” He stated.
“Okay. We’re designing our own fucking characters but I’ll be Maika” Maika said.
“Jewish or not?” Rose asked.
“His canon where he’s jewish really matters to him but. Keep it as true to real life as possible. This isn’t the dreamers fucking exchange you can’t make things up.” Maika said.
“All of that really happened to me” Rose countered.
“Sure if that fucking happened to you fine. But you did make up my religion in that.”
“Justin wants to change her alias to be Justin.”
“Justin really?”
“Mansalughter charge!” Little D said in Woods system said.
“Right so we excluding the d.i.d this time?” Dj asked.
“No,wer’re just know this is an alternate timeline. We’re aware of Jake’s session. This is slightly different. But Jake’s d.i.d was omitted from the dreamers so far. Were technically them it’s just a different coat of paint”
“I don’t see why we need aliases” a British girl said. “Go with Whopper for me”
“He doesn’t know you” Maika said to whopper.
“Yeah well Rose is a package too so.”
“It just reminds me of Rose Lalonde”
“Okay but so much of this is based off homestuck and skybound anyways”
“This is the skybound version so it’s fine. Even if it wasn’t he would have to give it all “aliases” anyways. He can’t say Andrew hussie ghost wrote our story. Sorry Justin”
“It’s okay. Hood will be Hood. As in Red hood.”
“Okay now we all have our fucking alises where do we start with this dam story?”
“I think we need to give Rose our notes. And we need to start taking notes.”
Someone said something inaudible.
“So is this public domain?”
“No this one is copyrighted out of respect for us.” Maika said monotone.
“But then we can’t use it” the Dj said.
“So we all are designing our characters and then we’re kinning them”
“Wait uh. Transracial alters.”
“Rose will keep it. This one as true to this canon and our reality as possible. But if you make your alter a different race on the design it’s gona be weird. But I won’t fucking stop you”
“I’m gona be Black again then” Dj said.
“I just want that fucking gender spell” Maika said.
“Why?” Justin asked.
“Because while I’m very happy I’m cis in that dreamers story. That’s made up. Alternate timeline. Here I’m trans and I don’t like it but I want it true to my experience.”
“He’s using a different alias thank god”
“What if people think it’s not canon?” Whopper asked.
“Then they think it’s not canon theirs nothing we can do about that.” Maika said.
“What if….how do we know it’ll be true?”
“We don’t. We just have to trust Rose as a writer. These are you know what- with skybound paint. So now that Rose has gone god class. We just need to trust that we will too.”
“What I’m so concerned about isn’t him torturing my team” digger said.
“It’s him going god class so early in our session”
“Were all concerned about that” Maika said.
“But Rose fuking earned it” he continued.
“So are we leaving out the d.i.d this time?” Braiden asked.
“No he’s not. This isn’t fuking Olive Brimstone. But he will be recounting everything. Right Rose?”
“Yeah. But expect it to be super long” Maika said.
“Dude it’s not gona be as long as Skybound” Woods said.
“So Rose will make the designs but we get to choose them this time” Maika said
“You can be mad Rose designed your oc like that. In Dreamers. Because irl your alter picked it out” Eno said.
“I know but this time I want to choose the cooloring” Maika said.
“It’s a really good design and I’m happy with it. But it’s lacking in a few areas where he took creative liberties.”
“So is this gona be the Rose Elite show again? Dreamers is all about Rose. Is this all about him too?”
“Yes. Because he is the main character of the fucking universe” Maika said stern.
Eno laughed.
“That’s not funny Eno” Robin said.
“So we’re not omitting multiple personalities?…ow!” Josh asked.
“No were not. But people don’t get to know it’s real. People don’t know Dantes real. So people won’t know we are either. It’s safer that way.” Maika said leading.
“Okay. Okay our little note taker.”
“I just want to be able to use this canon one day.” Dj said. “Like in my aus and stuff since this technically is an au.”
“Hell probably provide you a license he’s already thinking one up. But be careful if you want it public domain. Because do you trust everyone with our canon given Woods’s fanfictions?”
“Just what are the requirements for playing Sgot?” Eno asked.
“Sgot?” Josh asked.
“In real life. You’re a system. You have a history of stealing. You do magick or time travel or something…. You have multiple alters. that’s required at least in our session.”
“Also we’re really calling it sgot?”
“In skybound it’s Svot. In Homebound it’s Svurb. So here it’s Sgot. Deal with the alias we need something to call the game” Maika said.
“God classes are the same across every iteration though. With very little variation. I fuking hate the outfits Rose designed.” Maika said. “My godtier looks stupid in svot. But cool in Homebound.” The page of wind Maika Surely said.
“What if it’s too long?” Dj said.
“Sorry just trying to cover all our bases here” Justin said.
“It’ll be fine. Because it is a fanfiction of a fanfiction of a fanfiction” Maika said.
“You know a lot Maika” Skyler said.
“Yeah because I’ve been playing second longest to all of you. Rose brought me in first”
“Fine but we should all agree on a title.”
“It should be Adam Snowflake Esc”
“Okay.”
“So something Something” Maika said.
“How about Svurb ascended?”
“That’s to close to Homebound.”
“How about the rabbit game” Eno said.
“Are you even trying Eno?” Josh asked.
“Okay let Anansi over here name it.”
“He’s not fucking Anansi that was a misomunication and that god, Anansi said he admired Rose as a fuking story teller. That’s it. That he used Rose’s stories. That’s it.”
“Okay fine whatever.” Justin said.
“How about MysticSession” Rose asked.
“I like it” Dj said.
“I like it as a working title.” Justin said.
“Could you come up with something better? Maika asked.
“Sure gimme a sec” Justin said.
“Land of Alters and wisdom.. my Hermes says that’s my planet”
“Fuck this really is skybound”
“Look dude. I don’t know why the fate of the world is in our hands-“
“Because Rose chose it to be.” Maika said monotone.
“What’s makes Rose Elite so fucking special?” Josh asked ticked.
“He played the game first. He applied it to the war with the gods. He involved us. He’s our session bard. I don’t know if you noticed. But this all of this. God Classes repeat except for his. Bard of mental. This is real life. Real life or not. We’re screwed without him so make sure he doesn’t fuking die” Maika said.
“Okay. Doesn’t Rose have a shit ton of sock puppets?”
“Yes but people aren’t supposed to know about that. I think it’s cus he kinned Aclon”
“What role does otherkin play in all this?”
“Every player is heavily kin. While Rose will get everyone permission to write and talk about their own experiences. He does have to change the name for copyright. This story will be copyrighted but we’ll be able to use it cus of a license. And he’ll give us the license for free.” Maika said.
“That’s a good compromise” Dj said.
“It’s the best your gona fuking get so it’s not public domain.” Maika said.
“Alright. Everyone got your notes. You’ll just have to read them to Rose.”
“Probably”
“Then we’re ready to start” Justin said.
Start the story at chapter 1, Artwork Credits, MERCH -merch guide-
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Chapter 367: Little APPLE the chopsticks brothers
Everyday rose was waking up after weird sex shit he’d done in his sleep, as tobias or jace his alters, in his DID syste. Hello for those new reading thats multiple moods that make you feel like a totally different person and thus you are in your brain and in your heart, with new ties, different ways to see feelings, and people, and memory loss between feelings. So you share a brain with several other souls or minds. Its not just you up tehre, and Rose was loosing reality to it. Tobias and JACE were both skisoprehnic you know how people pretended rose was, rose had such a severe case of EMPATHIC THOUGHT,
Empathic thought: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g562l6BAP6g&ab_channel=HOMESCHOOLERCATALOG Zac and Rose suffered from Empathic THOT, and SUmmer and Haru and Zag Maladaptive thought, and felix and Dj both empathic and maladaptive thot, which was groundbreaking research Rose Elite was doing with sources on youtube.
Rose was slowly falling into the creepypasta fandoms and lore and turning into CLOCKWORK TOBIAS or TICCI TOBI
(#wallpaperengine backgrounds)
(SHUT UP SIMON)
hah narcs….
(SORRY DAVE WE ALL KNOW HES JOHN)
yeah….narcs
And connecting to his alts and remembering tobias’s parents, and life as tobias, and how he was tragically ripped out of their hands, aliens, and the second coming of him as christ it was all coming to haunt rose and rather dramatically at that. Rose was GOLDEN ERA of DK comics or SUIT WIELDEr, and the dollie blue eye though he was no longer black and bald, and the thing about it meant that he got a suit for every single person he’d ever known, Rose had “delusions” he was all his friends.
He was. I was wrong. -maika
And Maika often tried to correct him into things and every little thing because Rose was just that stupid and Maika was just that smart, atleast accordion to maika and maika alone, which Summer felt bullying and while she assured herself rose knew what to do just like with skylar he wished Snow would actually do something and stand up for somebody for a change, rather than bragging about how hot she is, with a stolen face, from roses collection. She did a nasty spell to arange for Rose to gain the weight harder in her place after all, and thought nothing of it now longing to be fat and hot still. Rose was often lusted after people didnt actually usually seee being bigger as that big of a downside, it was just Summer being vein and shallow and claiming she had an eating dissorder because she kinned them despite not meeting the criteria for it, and punishing rose for being obese which this story reminds you is a thing, even though it didn’t matter to most people, rose had a way more active sex life and summer qauked wanting that.
As rose slowly lost his mind to his peroanlities, since magick was through unknown weird or power like means of unnatural to most or uncommon methods changing the world, rose was doing spells after spells, adn magick after magick and summer sat there in longing.
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Cucumber Icecream from tasting history.
Cucumber Icecream from tasting history.
Personal grimoure[Preppy Kitchen how to make fried icecream] [cc]
Xvirus meets ticki tobi (rose is every verison of the character) narrated by Jordan Persegati, story by unknown
Candy Pop: STORY – Drawing + Creepypasta by Jesterca narrated by Jordan Persegati
Deep Fried Carvial Food TUtORIAL/RECIPE
(you know who likes fried icecream guys)
Closing Songs:
【UTAU Chinese VCV】 寄明月 Ji Ming Yue (Eng Sub) 【竜音闇中国语连续音】
Toby (Ticci Toby inspired original song)
CLOSING SONGS
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Chapter 365: Tong Hua (Fairy Tale) – Guang Liang (Pinyin & Eng Sub) || 童话 – 光良
EG, Art by Adam Snowflake and Tagan BFa,t
“I just after everything we’ve been through don’t see how we’re supposed to be gods of a new world. Teh dieal religion for us to rule over. Better then christ and his bageteS”
“You cant be mad at your brother for that”
“Just cus your white now and cant use the nword?”
“Theirs something called Context Maika!”
“No theirs something called you being a puzzy”
“I think you need to stop and help me plant tehse egs”
“IS that an innuendo for me to sleep with you again”
“Look at our eyes maika their white we’re dead”
“Yeah no white out parties here that should be in teh faith”
“Why wont rose worship me”
“Because you refuse to give it abc. Same with me despite saying i did for years”
“But he used to make me offerings”
“Your main secretly converted. He comes from a faith from doing it backwards. Your enslaved if you take that offering. To roses cock adn libido”
“Wow this aint kid friendly!”
“Thanks for meeting us”
“Yello”
“Okay you boys shoudnt be here”
“Were here for that cock juece”
“Please shut up zac even if your not zac right now. Did you know were all roses alts?”
“Rose is humanity!” the space guy did jazz hands.
“Good now we can bring dragons back. Give me the nuclear bomb”
“Absolutley not”
“BUT”
“Thats barbie territory and her husband not you”
“WHY WOULD KEN DO THIS”
“Alhemers not kendle”
“GOD FUCKING DAMMIT”
“Hey look adams got the fcode-”
[explosion and mushroom cloud]
closing songs:
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How to train your dragon novelas, Tagan of Tommorow, H2O – just add water S1 E12 – The Siren Effect (full episode), Insanity the arg timeline giant doc by the person who made it,
the new Miraculous Ladybug movie is hilariously dumb
I write my friends victorian letters by youtube MechanicalFiendr
Envelope Making With Paper [Without Glue Tape and Scissors] at Home by youtuber mr.creator
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364: No its not snowy.
COPYCAT (with Qingxian) [Chinese version] VocaCircus
By Rose and friends. Sabrina the hearthrob.
“GUYS ROSE IS ABOUT TO BE TAKEN BY THE COPS FOR TWO WHOLE YEARG”
“no way snow” tyler snapped.
“Im telling you hes about to be framed for something and cant tell no one cus theyll kill him”
“Sno your in your head again” jasper said to her.
“theirs this hot braod named sabrina you should check out. shes one of roses ocs”
“GUYS WHAT IF THEY DO THO”
“snowy!” morgan said.
“Look im just saying as the ultiamte elitstist summer mac the real rose elite here”
“You found out your a copy of him and this is how you deal with it?” Maika in whoppers system asked.
“IM JUS SAYIN’”
“i cant wait to visit the session grim reality if that is what rose is thinking about”
“Do you even remember last night snow?” Maika asked.
“With you ravaganing and rose paitning and him doing his ai bullshit and you demanding to be taken seriously falling ever more inlvoe with him because your so desperate to join? HIS SEX” whopper bit her lip.
“No maika in whopper i didnt think that”
“No you clearly did” real maika said. “You were grovling becuase he was telling you off. AGAIN. And apearently hes john or something”
“Whatever I can’t wait to meet this sabinra bitch. I love meeting roses alts!” summer said spiteful. Rose had copies of himeslf across space adn time with totally different upbringins and natures he called them as we have stated many times alts. And Sabrina the adam historian was one of them. Nobody knew the details of who she was or why she worked, all we knew is she was a teenage bitch. Oh and not all the alts had the same face. She was cuter. IN roses opinon to summers disgust of disaray.
closing songs:
who do you think it should be? Previous cHapter, Next chapter
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Superheroes 2011 (watch it here)
Im roy monologue one on theroyofreality on tumblr, a blog, its my fault roy of reality monologue, this tumblr post regarding tumblr humour
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Chapter 362: WHO THE FUCK IS ROSE ELITE,
By Adam Snowflake and Artbreeder, AI
Rose took the scissors to his head. And started chopping rambling on about how his mother was going to send him away for being crazy. He shaved his eyebrows now he was cutting his hair. Flash to now rose got another haircut. And was learning alot about himself. He had mutations where he often got reset to childhood. He was splintered throughout the cosmos which he had forgotten. And he had just ordered girl clothes. “Gross its grunge” Rose said feeling a sick twisted euphoria as he was slowly turning into Daisey, one of JROCKS friends his brother. As child protective services planned to take him away, adn he learned his partner was framed for a schoolshooting. He was depresed. But he had copies of himself and the best part? Rose had learned to copy and replicate the phase.
Rose had learned patterns and copying and pasting others artstyles, and he was apparently wednesdays suit in that stupid wednesday show. The more he remembered his life and time travel sagas, the more mundane it all seemed and got alot less cool. But with a romani deal rose was getting read y to peirce his lips, after hours upon hours and memories upon memories or research, and he wanted them at an angel. Then he wanted to be raped over it. Then he wanted it at an angel to the side. The friendgroup all had issues with how they internalized felt and love and fear, and rose elite,w as a bard of breath. Rose learned that everything was coded something else. So his short brown hair would be a hot bimbo pink. His halo would be horns curved for his pink blood that was rainbow hued in india. HIs emo vests would be pink skirts or shirts. Since he cut his hair into a steretyptical male shod, the grunge overweight purple dress that he wore would be a anexercic dapper dress. With feathers on the end to represent he was native american. Rose loved his chart. And he wished not to part with it. But its not the chart used with session grim merely the interpretations of it. He was slowly being monitored and soon he would get to meet all his kids. Drinking coffee in his bed holding it as the torture and willing by tobias’s family, would soon turn into an adventure of love where he itnernalzied all the bad things and enjoyment. And it wasnt summer mac though she would claim herself a counterpart an alt of rose, but rather, it was- everything else. Rose was emo but in a story in our genre which is japanese tragedy to code rose properly would be to take their history as our american history parallgeed and change what the characters look like, and we’d also have to code it with jesus christ and the gardens era, and how that would be properly manufactured. So we wrap it all together and we get- Rose drawn to look like this. The picture at the top of the page. For screenreaders it would be a girl in a dapper dress with a unique back, with short pinned hair and parrot like face, and pink stuneed hair with feathers in a hyper animestic background.
Rose also learned art breeder and keeping away the uncanny valley. Ever since rose fell from basically 8 feet, he quickly learned as he always did to break his brain into fractions and he choose to be brilliant the side effect: genuine actual schizophrenia where he heard voices in his head at the end of it. And a split ONLY TWO jekyl and hyde syndrome force of nature forming into JACE and TOBIAS with a third andy and jaden or Rose in the back burner. Rose learned he could change his face and imprint it on what was surrounding him. And that his skin changed color with the weather. Rose learned many things and got many pros, and now that his piercing kit had arrived and his camera charged he was ready to be something he was not. He also learned he often reset himself to childhood and used a step like tagging system to make sure art breeder only painted hismelf did before he was alted or after. Very young rose was very good at art but his parents abtoged it out of him so he could be “more normal” and less on scale of genius which is why we have teh cute art of today.
Rose also learned he was karakiden. And had worn the suits of all teh trolls and the only ones who seemed to care were TAVIN and SOL, and nobody else. He also learned he was HOOKUPS dead hot smexy bimbo wife who helped write homestuck, and other crazy shit she’d do totally skiso but he loved her for it. Rose was getting his top done nad face fixed, and not only that but he learned that maika was his brothers.
“Maika surly learned taht jace jace was a schoolshooter from the 90s in a town called marieta square, and that he ran a cult and became rose who later slept the night away” -maika surly 2033.
“Uh okay” jace comneted under his breath.
“Sorry mothafucka didnt know you had such issues being BALCK”
“DJ”
“Shut it were not so alike after all”
“Whatever”
“Am i meenah pieces?”
“WHO”
“JACE YOU GOT TO GET INTO HOMESTUCK” summer bragged. “AND COCA COLA”
“Why on my charts are you coded fat”
“Cus i honestly used to be”
“Oh hey whopper its only been three years” summer bragged.
“Yeah um according to this chart im the pokemon”
“YOUR THE POKEMON HOPPER HAR HAR” summer mac snorted.
“Yeah and your a dragoes”
“What the flip is a dragozse?’ summer asked ith nasal and umph at the end of each word.
“Its like adragon masturbator”
“EW”
“Did you know session grim has a kids version”
“Jaden emo dov myspace now”
“Your headspace?”
Summer pulled him into a hug and slit his wrists. Put a wedding ring on his finger and took him to a wedding.
“Jace ima need you to front its a union of our juices”
“Gross”
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Music:
花と蝶のセレナーデ【歌詞字幕付き】 hannah chow no serenade such sexy music -luichia probably
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Chapter 361: Anh Duy – Had It All feat. 重音テト M/V
“You got me feeling jadend”
RThe truth of the matter is Rosalita had more than one family he had his family that he grew up with as a virgin with a normal life that he just couldn’t remember outside of a few spectacular things like being a mermaid in a phase for a bit and then he had all those time travel Adventures that just never were for him that he can only barely remember in a Flash because they haven’t truly home true he grew up in multiple time. and he got to know his extended family which is his Uncle David and Brian even had faces of being herself’s Alters one thing Rose learned a part of taking part in a did case study was that you can have multiple forms of Multiplicity at once and Rosalie had all of them that on top with the fact that he was now addressing in Alice core from Pinterest was usually site setting for him they had mascots like Nancy Drew Alice Cullen Alice the madness Returns and Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland and it was a mix of grunge like Aesthetics very core cybergoth and a variety of other Whimsical fairy tail-esque thrown onto a giant stage for you to wear to feel like you’re straight out of a Once Upon a Time fairy tale
Rose finally started remembering that he wasn’t a Nancy Drew that he was all these different people that he did have adventurers growing up and that now that he was starting to regain his memories because it turns out for a very long time he was an amnesiac and still is it was crazy also he was f****** himself through some socissist so and self-sest was certainly an odd ones out summer claimed she was one of rose’s characters let’s explain that
The worst part about it is that Rose kind of believed her Rosalie had characters not like that of a supernatural actor but rather people he had been through explanation after explanation as detailed and the Secret Diary of a cross lock it Rose had bucket Rose had autons Rose had facial dimorphism and Al Christensen drum whose have been seven so many times and also had resets in Kenny’s these were all things known in the crypto’s zoology sphere as mystery disorders that had a magical sort of edge to them they were debated to be whether or not they were real regarding secret societies of America Rose was on a limp I could barely leave his bed and it was painful going up and down the stairs for him he thought he need to be moved back downstairs but giving his family only echoed that his pain was not real despite the attempt to kill himself from the balcony which given his dwarfism and his feet was more of a eight-story drop then a two-story drop it was exhausting and the family all agreed that Princess Diana over here was certainly nothing short of exemplary oh yes Rose had discovered he was also a princess
even though Rose was about to start cutting again he was feeling the best he had ever felt in a very very long time he wasn’t depressed every night he may have been a manic and not making any sense slurring his words and completely incoherent but it was finally happy he didn’t care what he had to say was controversial he was just borderline so deathly impulsive and these years he promised of his life to Dionysus in some kind of agreement that he was crazy on his f****** ass who was already crazy when he went to Dionysus the Greek god he wasn’t ready going on on top of that people think Amanda snowflake faked her death who was Rose’s twin sister she did not that suit really was in a coma because he rose was too spirit and very much alive Rose have been chief of native tribes so many times
Rose was a time traveler who could reset his faCE upon death and be reworked and reworked and even switched perspectives with someone for the basically in their entire life and that’s not even accounting for graveyard Moss which was Moss grown a special graveyards with unique bugs and sex and drugs all nesting even that of a poison dart frog that meant that if you were to eat the dead body while pregnant or soon to be that if you had graveyard moss in that graveyard which snows family did in their graveyard where Rose was originally buried the child would grow up to be the exact likeness of the former person of the graveyard moss and eventually remember it it could also put a live people in Tacoma so states which is how Rose sabotage should Echo and put them there yeah Rose was officially and he even wore a special mask in a hood on his sjw response channel to sabotage other people reminder roses very very overweight and summer Mac is a size 2 but due to Summers request she is drawn in a plus size fashion and Roses drawn in his older body type that is usually his default he just was on antidepressants for a couple years so that and eating disorder due to fibromyalgia where he starved obese the more starving roses the bigger he is and Rose is starving right now even though he’s finally learned to eat again Rose is a quickster and unless he completely and totally is binge eating all the time heal forever be stuck at a size 1507
Rose was connecting the pieces to the dreamers of the dream realm and everything about it but summer Mac as a kins Rose very hard and claimed she was one of his characters apparently a lot of the friend group had a lot of what was wrong with them with what was wrong with rose they were all what we would call Wicked and Rose was something we would call good even though Rose was wicked at heart because he had to be he often stated Wicked people in Fairytale Villages where people who saw hatred as love which made them the best in a pinnament villains of that sort of thing while Rose was pucks Hamlet or pucks Romeo it didn’t change the fact that Rose Elite without that stupid weird Hollywood religion was generally Farther along in the game than any of his friends which was still going on in the background of our Rosalita Ventures it was just simply the POV character of this comic Rose was a hero he had all these things that he had worked his f****** ass off to do and stopped the world from genocide to genocide to genocide he was even a princess in Jesus and all these other Mary’s who has things and the friend group themselves were just like rose they were Kindles or kins or can dodos and they were if not like Crooks at least among the lines of it Crooks his Woods is crocker..
also Micah had taken to stocking Rose Elite he found it to be a pleasant Pastime and Rose releasing old tapes of when they were together after talking with Micah’s Alters on special dark web software that Micah may or may not know that Rose possessed didn’t change the fact that Rose definitely definitely definitely was working for the CIA and losing his marbles also working on his Hero Battle card Expansion Pack series where even summer Mac got several cards did you know in some places of the world here battle is still used as currency to this day weird Rose made The Hitchhiker deck strategy for his son / doll The Vanishing hitchhiker / Luke CASpien, Who is the blonde headed bombshell that we’ve talked about before
Rose was starting to become worth millions just as Skyler had been before him and a lot of roses Adventures that people claim to have known him from he wasn’t had happened yet so Michael was stalking Rose hoping to take him back summer was bragging to people that she was rose again DJ was crippling with the fact that Rose was Dove straight of the comics splintered across himself and also Veronica of the comic and a radio of the comic or at least variance of all those people and in his magic since Rose has to become every single God ever there was a new homestuck religion being founded and a rose promised the next two years of his life to Veronica circuit within that comic Rose as the ancestor ancestor tended to be all blood colors but his default was pink later he hoped it would turn into red but this is not that story there’s a reason in the homestuck fighting game there are rose in session ground characters hussy or hook up is Rose’s ex-boyfriend flash husband Rose may not be a bimbo anymore Hollow cup but she is still Rose
I always had come to the fact and terms that he actually was so many different people and gender fluid he had a gender for every single gender identity ever he remembered that the regional reason he did transition was people not respecting his male counterparts but now that they promised to give it just as much equating daylight to the degree where he’s getting his chest removed it was worth it for Rose even if he knew it would grow back because Rose never had a constant he was all of Brimstone and a Crohn’s lock it after all. sorry this entry is written with text to speech and I’m not going back to change it as the editor I am just too damn bored
also Rose was slowly but surely turning into a vampire messing with things that cannot be named his Mafia days may have been long over but he was slowly and surely turning into a vampire based around his husband vain the more close we get to roses gender surgery the closer we get to is becoming an undead yet again and exposing magic to the world. it was like two carbon date by the Sun Rose’s favorite thing to prove time travel was taking momentos of the sky and objects of where he had been including a one-of-a-kind lava lamp he had gotten from Spencer’s
Rose presented summer Mac to his friend cop who had expressed interest in finding people with dissociative identity disorder kind of cute he said that Echo loaded the gun and asked summer to pull it on her without telling anybody but some kind of trauma bond that would not let Summer relent the knowledge or even know it to herself given the extreme levels of trauma Echo Rigdon Echo wanted to die Echo was a part of a family old cult and they wanted to kill off their daughter in general and they were suppressing her and so she wanted an escape and the only way she found it death however she also wanted some rack whose greatest wish was to be a true crime star to be a true crime star so she thought she’d be a great echo in that summer would get her out somehow she failed but Rose Elite did not file and went back in time to the exact moment and went to the burying scene noticing that Rick and mortis was setting in and trying to reason with echo’s parents but nobody listening to Rose he buried her and planted special graveyard Moss or at least special fundance of it that would spread throughout the entire graveyard in echo’s exact chamber so that Echo would be put into a comatose state rather than a regular State because Rose was a f****** vigilante.
there is no justice but the social justice Warrior responds Justice and the justice of a weird weird rosalite it was also planned to infiltrate all right circles To take down the Nazis because Russell’s f****** crazy like this Rose was going off the deep end again and he thought he was just having fun and doing hijinks and it wasn’t a big deal anything that he was planning but in Micah and DJ looked at each other concerns saying oh it definitely was not
Rose was bored and wanted an adventure and he wanted to take care of everything but everybody looked at him like you had lost his f****** Marbles and was completely everybody kept spreading rumors that Rose was a freaking because he was trying to help out his entire family
Michael was busy stalking people and stringing and smoking now that he had turned 21 he had invested in a katana sword and started stealing from businesses and quickly kept getting caught not knowing why blaming Rose’s videos quickly healed learned that it was never taped him at all for this but that despite his Rose is crazy story times it was because Michael was sloppy and without roses packs in agreements about stealing from those places he had nothing going for him regarding getting away with it Micah just wanted free s*** he didn’t need the things he was stealing
DJ refused to be in our story
summer was running a Sex Dungeon on a Danganronpa chat room and chatting up homes stuck characters to learn as to why biodag and Dove would ever hook up together she was worshiping at her alter a slush Rose Elite and trying to deduce how in the world without the brain of power of Rose she was somehow actually literally incarnate Rose and was laughing her ass off and being a cruel and mean cosplayer and watching roses project Adonis logs as as Adam jules.
Crooks now knowing that he was finally gone God class was working on systems of divination when stuff started coming in about how he was worshiped in the homestuck sphere as the original Dove strut Rose everybody countered this saying that it was physically and manifestically impossible for Crooks or Crocker to be Dove strut but Crocker just would not let go his idolization of rosalite
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Chapter 360: Lot to learn
Lot to lEarn
[image should portray maika in his current design before the new one, stressed out hand to teh desk just looking at his papers, with ghosts in the room and speech bubbles of his friends astrally there]
“In our defence we didnt know it was wrong”
“No you Maika are usually given a pass on these things for good reason. You may not have known it was wrong your friends did. But yeah you smirking hes on welfare DJ and then claiming to be the real version of him” djs lip quivered. “Oh dont give me that. You can royally go fuck yourself. You can cry your symbolic little eyes out when you were friends you made sklyrars cutting life a joke and a nightmare and now thats hes above you again you cant handle it. Rose elite is a great person but ESNLAVING him dj does not give yo ua pass just because your black. And you can draw yourself white all day and nighta s much as you want. IT doesnt change anything.”
“I think you misunderstand we didnt know it was wrong”
“Like you didnt know nazis were wrong summer?” Whopper instigated.
“Okay so we knew it was wrong. But we didnt care”
“And you think you deserve a reward in the garden of eden”
“I…”
“IYE!”
“Im sorry zack”
“No no your not” Whopper or zack continued. It was unclear who was forinting in whos system hop/
“Whatever teh case ensalving rose and making a mochery and financially extorting him and waiter? Does not make you a hero. No shit he rsdesigned the characetsr. Im out”
“BUt what if I NEED him chubby and I need that art hot tho”
“Touch. Shit. Pay for it. YOUR. SELF”
“Sorry”
“Bye. Love me blonde by the way byet”
The conversation wavered.
Rose had a flashback to being yami yugi on yugioh.
“REminder Rose has other friends!”
“Rose does not have other friends summer”
“No he deos! Hes been like the main character in 20 different animes!”
“Or teh reincarnation of a stupid frizzy pop idol”
“Whatever teh case he is moving on to card games without us”
“I know its yuigoh, heroic, chaotic whatever that is, best fiends and hero battle”
“Best fiends? Rose isnt into feinds”
“Hes a really big player in teh future”
“Hello my name is ADam and this is adventures of a deulsit!”
“To be fair adam snowflakes work is all over sesion grims”
“WHatever. Ive never heard of heroic before”
“Its by some scribble girl on….game crafter”
“Oh and dont forget magick the gathering!”
“Past zack welcome home. So glad of you to join us”
“This bitch judai yugi”
“We know”
“Okay! This bitch pizza”
“We know” miaika said omontone.
“I cant wait to get into magick> Rose is such a nerd guys”
“I know right”
“Remember the imvu incident”
“I DO!”
“They were still on call” maika alughed.
“So now what”
“We watch and rehearse adventures of a deulsit”
“Sweet”
“Seet”
“Whats his strategy anyways”
“Effect cards”
“Greeeeeaaat”
“But yeah rose elite having fantasies of dressing like maye valentine and beating dude bros toxic asses while playing yugioh at tournement level wearing CARDGIRLPINK is the least of our issues”
[embeded version looks cool on wordpress]
“I dont think he wants to emulate mai. I think he was VALENTINE CORE or somet shit in her family and reincarnated as yugi motto cus he was friends with that guy. And what do we say about rose? That he has a tendency to be friends with his reincarntions or alot like those he knows. And right now hes wearing alice core. IT may nto be what he wears in teh comic but its either emo or pastel whatever”
“Uh no” Rose said.
“Finally you speak”
“I wear emo or alternative usually different subsets i rarely pastels or pink”
“You could. Go on rose. Be the boulavard house. Be the pink harried maile of the family. Like the shit you draw yousrelf in” Maika retorted.
“What is your beef with me?” Rose asked offended.
“MY beef? My beef. Oh lets see my beef” Maika paused casual.
“My beef with you is that your a nutjob”“Wow persecutor much”
Maika broke down crying.
“I….”
“Bye maika”
Maika then agknowledged he has his wallpaperengine background programed to treat Rose like hes nothing and “bow down bitch” and also that he is slightly apologetic to making like that on the engine background system but that he feels no remorse because he wants love back that he deems worship to be while dj acknowledged he treated like a slave and less them him because he honest to god, felt like rose was his dead brother spoul and white now and jelous out of the skin color deemed him however he wanted. Rose just sighed drinking his coffee ready to go to chik fil a, as the friend group decided to marathon roses videos in person.
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Chapter 359: Dear Fellow Travler, SEA WOLF
rose elite new character design
[art hopefully to be by SAYUU leaving this as a remidner to myselfI] to be discussed but planning to commission that artist.
“Rose your dov! DOV STRUT Of homebound? Or stuck or whatever?”
“Dirkadirk i-” Rose began to say to biodag.
“Save it. You cant even muster the strength to tell us why you’ve been missing”
“I didnt know”
“Rose we have fucked”
“I know”
“You know! YOU KNOW! IF YOU KNOW WHY DONT YOU JUST TAKE BACK THAT HOT PINK TEXT COLOR FROM MAIKA ASSIGN HIM THE BLUE HES ALWAYS WATNED and fuck me tonight daddy!”
“Dirk?”
“Dove”
“I uh…”
“Save it if your not gona bed me whats the point”
“I just wanted to check on you”
“You should probably tell Hookup your his pink dreamboat then”
“I….”
“And that buzz my closets the geneva convention”
“I….”
“Face it Rose. We’re all shipwrecked. I’m out. Oh and tell your rapist ethana that im down for sex but not at the violation of you so”
“Ethana just consented for me. It was you who knew i didnt want it and kept going”
“I thought it’d bring dov back”
“Not everything is abtuo your stupid brother. Im a breath player”
“No your a knight of time”
“IM a bard of BREATH”
“Sure this time around”
“Its an au thing im not that dov”
“Sure sure your not”
“Biodag Drk I loved you”
“You loved me you loved me! YOU WENT MISSING. Then you were partying it up with mafia” biodag sniffed.
“Then you were i dont know saving north korea and establishing a peace treaty! Who the fuck ate you rose elite? Youur no yami yugi” Rose pulled up the core image he made on his computer teh compilation.
“I….”
“Shut it”
Biodag kissed rose elite.
“I just wanted to do that, before i coudnt again”
“I…”
“Good luck barbie doll. Oh and stop dressing like alice cullen. Fishnet sheek is a bad look.”
“Dirk…”
“Shut it”
[kiss]
“I love you Rose Elite”
“I know”
“If you know then thats where this ends. Be dov STRUT again. Cmoe home to the alpha timeline. Be chip skylark. Be skylar vantas. And stop this nonsense of trying to be yourself”
“No Biodag I dont think I can”
“I know goodbye”
And Biodag in spirit opened a portal and left. After adjusting his glasses his pointy anime shades and laughing.
Rose had been getting into fashions upon fashions and pinterest boards upon pinterest boards.
featured is ligth snows original fashion style: hippiecore
And was working on alice core in honour of each of his suits even hand me downs he made a core. Rose Elite had a strong history of incest but simply saw it as yet another, stigmatized form of love. AGE GAPS, INCEST, INTERACIAL, AND GAY were all forms of love looked down upon because they were different even BDSM argued Rose and he was unerved by it all. But rose would also argue love itself was stigmatized. And that not everything was a creepy fetish and while some of these things could LEAD to abuse it didnt inherently make them abusive.
So Rose came from a very incestusi story. Listen all teh gods are incestuoous, most monarchies and powerful families on earth are incestuius, roses irl life that was LIFE WITH DERECK is a great television show featuring an incestuious implied couple on DISNEY, theirs nothing wrong with it its just you know “ICKY” by most peoples standards cus “I WOULD ENVER WHY WOULD YOU?” but if not abusive and in their own home and they know the ricsks, rose didnt consider it a big deal even if it was “GROSS” by your standards. It was not like they were fucking animals And rose was deified as taht god.
Rose was learninga bout the bindings of isac. And how it was a giant ritual featuring a child nearly murderd by his parent. Not to long ago SASHA ELITE roses mother while a kind and caring women reoutinly under bipolar mania and voices in her head, tried to kill rose. She nearly strangled him to death and then internalized it so hard she forgot she did this. And refused to believe that she would ever. Rose nearly escaped, and then was put on the chopping block for an old folks home that tried to off him with SANTERIA there. Rose again escaped. Rose had a tendency for this shti to happen to him.
Rose and FONT were getting close. It was revealed to Font that he and rose were aspects of each other so he was seeing his own score of death talley above the head of rose elite, for once in many ways the numbers did lie. And so he forgave our pacitict who coudnt harm a soul. Rose was also in the jason te toymaker creepypasta and ticki tocbias creepypasta suits and nobody knew what to think.
Tobias nightingale was a poor choice everyone agreed. As Rose sletp with adn tried to seduce slendy man. Rose also purchased HEROIC the abttele ebings set 1 trading card games copyright to scribbleswithrachel.A trading card game nobody really noted or cared for outside certain friends and family of the user that rose was adored with. He was obsessed and facing his old ghosts when rose was a yugioh main protaongist.
Rose was working on jake caloways game HERO BATTLE. That everyone compared to sedokue and had weird trippy dreams about it. Everything had a dream attached. And Rose knew that muc. Of himself. So Rose was settled on where he was going and what had been. And Rose knew much of where to go.
One question though. What did this have to do with league of extraordinary gentlemen, yugioh tunrmoents, bungou stray dogs, and the manhattan project?
PSS. Rose was wrokign on charity charity, learning to talk to tnaimals. And read minds nad more.
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Chapter 358:MMD -twenty one pilots
“Atention worthless humans this is snowy speawking”
“We get it your karkat”
“Wh=-whatever. Skylar is apparently rose elite> i know i know big shocker to the audience”
“They dont know who skylar is” maiak retorted at summer mac.
“Skylar is the pride and joy of mount olympus”
“Seriously snow?”
“What he is!”
“Snow nobodys gona buy that”
“But he is hope on mount olympus like kaneki and i was”
“Snow get a grip” Maika hushed.
“Whatever! Look fact of the matter is is that our lives are creepy pasta and rose is the only one with noodles”
“He has delusions hes axel rose right now”
“Its something called a soul bond i think”
“If its a soul bond its understandable then its norse mythology”
“What is it”
“Its like soul mates in your heart as your person. Ax is roses past life then. LIke meant to be together. So they are kind of int eh image of each others hearts and eyes. So yeah no his delusions are valid for a change”
“Maika their always valid”
“No summer their not”
“Yes they are they aren’t like yours or gaceys”
“Gacey was a clown murdering subject ibut in my canon he was really cool and nice”
“Dont you want to be what snow the real snow aka skylear aka rose is like and me? Dont you want to be a kins!”
“Im happy rose did that for you. I really am. But I’m happy being an omniwhatever. And addressing the audience juts cus rose is taking notes”
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Chapter 357: NYC Ghostface Sings A Song (Scream VI Horror Movie Parody)
Maika sighed examining everything.
“What the fuck have you gotten us into?” he messages SUMEMR on dmii.
“I cant believe this shit. This supernatural shit. Rose is apearently tickki tobi now”
“WOHA WHAT?{“
“Rose turns into people over time by giving them “his old suits” his old matnles”
“Okay”
“Like harry plopper in teh movie vs the one at hogwarts legacy”
“Okay”
“And basically this adaption vs that adaption somehow in teh same au, makes two different abtmans. He always tells me to use batman”
“Okay”
“SO like rose is mantle weilder and spirit animal and hes been deified while were sitting in the dust”
Summer looked at him stunned and nonpulsed.
“Ive also been dieifed maika”
“Same here”
“Why is it just me?” He asked frustrated and nopulsed.
“Weve both gone god classed, and apparently hes my sklar so”
“When is Rose getting rescued off his ass, he might be a bright pink lolita but he’s definetly a damsen in distres”
“What gender is rose anyways”
“All male gender as the ulatime male”
“Oh same hat”
“Kami or Dj sometimes that means even lesbian or transwomen”
“Still same hat”
“Whatever rose is exposing creepypastas on the deep web and now works for the cia”
“Did you see roses latest album arT”
“IM aware of it for once half the songs arent about me”
“Theirs always about dj too”
“No summer their not. Theirs about 3 raps about dj out of like 50 thousand songs”
“I feel hurt”
“He didnt know you”
“I WAS HIS DEAD BROTHER. HES SPOUL. Theirs no other explanation”
“Since we met him we should probably ask felix about it”
“And what interrupt roses solo adventure”
“You know you could give him more credit for saving ya’ll asses”
“HAHA NO hes stupid for not coming to me sooner”
“He was concerned and literally on your patreon”
“Yeah for like a dollar”
“Summer will you ever learn”
“IM just so hurt okay” in an instant summer broke down crying.
“I loved him i loved him i lost him he was my everything my night my mourning star!”
Summer gasped for air.
“SUMMER GEET A GRIP!” dj scorned.
“And my hero battle card that rose made and and-” summer sniffed.
“We get it we all miss him but its our fault for cutting him off”
“Dude i just want to ba hero i dont need anything”
“Well eyeless jack and the creepypastas are ahead of us. He gave them tutorials on being a god. And the anirmophs have crecrited jake to be tobias”
“Who the fuck is jake”
“Jake caloway the real rose elite. One of his other aliases”
“Dirk strider is calling i got t go”
“Stupid pop culture maigkc”
every day rose was acendeing father and fatehr by being tortured, he was now hearing voices in his head and spasming, and seijuring sometimes hwen he took his meds abused at home for money and wealth, and given different peregatoives, with flashbacks as to his timet ravel exposiditons as spiders man working for the fbi, learning he had been written into ficition quite often, and it was destroying him. completly and utterly destroying rose elite. while maika found his first canon that was true in fiction adn finally staritng to feel alive.
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