Chapter 2021: BOWSETTE ■ Original Mario Meme Song ■ The Chalkeaters feat. M-G UniNew and Nekro G (Pop Punk)

“Hey hey Rose its biodag, doesnt this adam guy cosplay bowsete?”

“Who the hell are you and why are you pink, are you like a pink trot?”

“Trots are our term for our species. Those Farie lucus lovers stole it.” the pink girl sat down.

She had light blue horns, a cat hairband to signal her chinese and korean zodiac guardians, and bells with light purple hair She had pointed hears and blue eyes and was a darker skinned Trot. Her species was open and three shades of pink, light pink similar to a human, mid pink, and dark pink which was hotter and their version of darker skin. Their species all had horns based off their eye color, and wore red and yellow or other general uniforms that influenced their culture based on their zodiac. But the default was red and yellow.

“So who are you?” Crooks/Woods eyed up the girl.

“I’m your sessions maker. I am the one who made baldernia. Atleast I believe that to be my planet?”

“I see” Woods said unsure.

“These bubbles your kind created. Where are they from?”

“Dude no one knows Rose just went crazy and invetned them”

“We believe the stars are flowers. This Rose must be very powerful”

“No dude he’s just fucking crazy”

“Let me guess he’s the galaxy orion and the one without a name? He loves games and puzzles and toys, he has odd shifting abilities whether that be of time and person hood. He’s inlove deities and is lonely beyond compare dying of illness and a broken heart or trying too. Loves makeup and cosplay and feels everyone is misunderstood. Is this your friend rose?”

“Yeah man….”

“He is our god Oshi. The god of revenge and lust but sadness and kindness”

“Dude the number! That’s what he said his name was komo, kindness- theirs this shit that happened in africa where we had to bring numbers!”

“I see. Yes Oshis job is to bestow gifts. Quite similar to this ZOne Captor space cadette who has yet to finish our planet”

“So why are you here?”

“Because our session has ended doomed-”

“You don’t have white eyes”

“We escaped we are not dead”

“Well that’s a relief. And a change of pace” Woods spit.

“I’m sorry do you dislike me?” She said cold and curious.

“I hate Rose for the session he thinks we’re all evil”

“Your group is planning to rape him what is he supposed to beleive”

“So I lied, about it! It’s a pseudo memory it deserves to be treated as real!”

“You had a false allegation towards this flower?”

“Yes….”

“And you knew it was false?”

“Yes…”

“And yet you speak of it as though it is of truth?”

“Yes…but he deserves it he’s a bad person!”

“Then I shall spread rumors of you for you are a bad person, as that is the object of duality in the zodiac”

“Why did you just kiss me-”

“You remind me of his veronica she was also mean to me and hot”

“We are an asexual species you just asualted me”

“It’s a dream bubble so it doesnt matter”

“I hope you get better I think your very sick. He picked the worst people ever to save teh world”

“What’s that ship”

“This isn’t a bubble you dumb fuck, it’s not my fault you can’t see between the lines”

“Take me with you”

“You will be punished with an implant goodbye” and then Woods looked outside his home and saw night turn to day.

Woods knew he had psduo memories and he was told by his doc to imagine it as his closet friend, so he forced the face of his brother raping him to be rose and started to beleive it really was rose, however suffering from depressive reality, he noted that rose didn’t actually touch him, but he wanted the pain of his childhood reimagined to be real so badly, he just told people rape victim Rose (over 42 times it was hell for him) raped him irl, because “its not like theirs consequences he’s basically dead to me”. IRL Dov Sturt, totally canon, fucking hero huh?

The Trot never gave her name, she was Calcules, for in their culture the name signifies the role in the skies, they were a bloody but pacifist people, and they were once those who ruled the planet pluto.

Related Media: taking back Harry potter video essay by verilybitchie (For the session grim essayist nerd whos questioning his gender!)

Closing song:

Nightcore – Killer on The Floor [Switching-Vocals] [Among Us-Rap Battle]

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