Chapter 2012:
“Are jews slave?” mOses asked misi the godess in egypt his mother.
“WHat happens osiris if thats who you are when your people are slaves?”
“I turn on family and bless family through plague”
“Moses your family is slaves”
“But i prince”
“The blacks are jews in egypt moses”
“Can i slave like uhhhh kiato on tv?” young moses asked his mother.
“I want frogs and my first born a jew. We’ll talk to your father. But what do you want when you return in 2022?”
“I want osiris friend again”
“Thats your husband ramses”
“But its gross hes my boyfriend and my brother”
“Whos your faovrite villain”
“Summer”
“Why?”
“Cus she just possessed Rose to cause plagues on jews. To save us in feather world tv dream. And uh she did yandere calling maika a kaike as rose to save jews. As evil. Shes the best evilq ueen”
“Whos your enemy every life?”
“SEt”
“But we didn’t teach you that?”
“All jews know at ten can i be ten”
“How do we apease your god?”
“Let jews go but hardens heart”
“Who told you that”
“Tv”
“I see is he rabbit or dog”’
“Both”
“Did set love his brother”
“Yes but still jelly”
“I see moses. You’ll secretly learn of jews, and when its time you’ll go to your real family”
“Your my real family mommy”
“Yes but i wasnt always i found you via who?”
“The crocodile god”
“I see but how do you know all this moses?”
“My god is kaito on tv”
“Does he have an egyptian name”
“Its literally atem or osiris”
“Good okay gods punish egypt then how do i fix it”
“Train your magicians so we can have a deul”
“A game!”
“Of evil tho cus if i win the plagues happen in israel too to palestine there”
“Okay do you have a yonai”
“Yokai is wind”
“Oh mosis if you part the sea when you get bending we’ll um make you water pharoh when you return if you want it”
“But that ramseus”
“Do you like lammies cult”
“What kayak mean?”
“Kunkah mean lesser skin in egypt. But your egyptian do you want a wig?”
“Yes please”
“Do you want the tattoo”
“Can kaito get it too”
“He wants it its for the grave keeper”
“But will it be worship of me”
“Not if the gods say its blue”
“Can i get blue back tatoo i have stutter like kaito”
“I see. Whos the girl hurting the jew in red and black?”
“Her name is summer the season of heat. She hates her cus she is sick love goddess she wants him all to herself. Hes hurt maika is forcing worship so shes hurting jews everywhere till maika looses throne. He lost his hebrew name. He means nothing like gods means me”
“How do we fix this”
“I being enslaved with rainbows mean you worship me cus im secretly worship woah hooh mirror are fun”
“So what will the plague be to set our people free in egypt”
“Samllpox”
“Wahts that here.”
“Cows need milk or something”
“Blood items?”
“No they get it get a milkmade, and take her sex and crabs and bad stuff and turn it into a potion and youll have vaccine or vuto”
“How do you knwo this”
“Aguest teaches mea s lamb merlin does time weird”
“THATS ENOUGH YOUR EGTPYION” osiris his father said.
“Hes a jew their god will make him your title”
“HES EGYPTION DERA”
“BUT one day he will leave us, so lets learn from the slaves, or else it will happen there”
“God jokes you save my people i save yours. You trake my people i take yours. Then we’ll have a fun guided afterlife even if im not pharoh cus im melly or something”
“Do you speak egyptian god”
“I speak hand”
“HOW EXECELENT> WELCOEM TO_ who would you like to-”
“Think carefully because hes in a land without paris in the future”
“Pharos are gone. Bing them back and you get to be bunny pharoh”
“I dont need a throne”
“He speaks through moses”
“Do you want one anyways?”
“Mmhmm”
“Hows egypt sound”
“Im wrong the wrong color”
“You always are anubis”
“I mean im not in your lore”
“What are you the god of then? We’ll let you have your little rebellion”
“My first son always dies if you want me in your family. But i can send them to the best dream ever. It will be a plague it will already happen ill just say i did it. You have more enemies then me i’ll take the fall each time”
“Whos your favoriet canyoninte?”
“My daughter bale shes zues”
“Its your family whos anibusi there”
“Herems he doesnt know. Hes my puppy unless thats a slur but he likes it”
“Your animals in genwa, bring it to japan and we’ll bring it to england”
“I need a joke someone very funny and seirus”
“Its egpyiton you wont get it “
“Try me”
“The river is red”
“I get it “
“How your millions of years ahead”
“Because i remember being osiris anubis and set”
“Your tattoo is a pyramid”
“Its um ra and god and uh someone from africa called a levaithan”
“Okay see you soon rabbit. You’ll be secret now cant wait to see this hermes”
“Can he be evil mc evil face”
“He has scars that okay?”
“We only do messengers for that”
“Oh no our table its broken its a joke in the future a viral pun”
(he laughed)
“See you see soon adam i can’t wait to meet you.”
“See ya later aaron.”
“The fuck”
“Im barefoot bye!”
And then summer outside of Fitors or Roses body started to tortue maika for being a jew, because of his color pallete and because he forced worship on rose so he tried to feel like love so rose cursed summer to feel pain as love and now maika tooo.
Then summer cursed maika to become sociopathy and numb in scientology because summer thot she could give it a makeover like carmen said to make it cool!
Then Rose fell a bit in love because even though she was evil she was yandere right finally. “Oh my god your actually into yanderes! Let me continue”
“Then Sumemr cursed haru to be a host like the um….yerk thing and all of that anime to be yerks but Rose loved the twins how would that work?”
Mew Mew’s ship list
Kurlaz x Mew Mew
Nepsa x Kitty
Soll x Kani
Dj x Dj (future selce)
Juno x Juno
Rose x Eros
Apollo x Aprhoite
Artmeis x Apollo
Aremis x John (roses brother)
Delete x Bunny
Horsy x Rider in beastility planet world
“Okay then weird request i eros will grant htem but it will tragic and starcrossed each time. Goodluck being hte god. Do you want to hear or stay deaf and have funny languages still?”
“Can our cult be a good guy its evil”
“Sure just listen to pehime c and thin lines then the worst songs by icp and i’ll give voodoo a villain arc which will make a branch in genwa for you? Do you like fairytail movies?”
“I’ve seen that princess one”
“Whos the best doll in that scene”
“Can we watch it together”
“This might turn you human and Rose trollian”
“Kurli says lest watch together bubble tiem!”
Then Jake had a breakdown about disney and adaptations and how Jake./rose was somehow evil.
Sad boy Rose.
9:22 PM
9/5/2022
Session Grim 
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