“I am on a show called LIfe blood its you as a fairy long story I know it was snake oil i wont remember my dreams with you mam what was in teh pie ill take it in the pie so Moxy doesn have to what was in it”
“My heart”
“Why”
“Because to save you and give you immortality ou must consume the dead, but it would be fucked up textra you wont remember you asked me to give it to you”
“Please your the only good thing here your like my prayer answered however fucked up”
“In exchange for this sacrfice-”
“Please dont tell me”
“Sunlight will be good again for 5 days erin southman will have five total days in the son before i return as a faire as his maker reincarnated we go to heaven”
“He wants to know then how your here”
“The vikin legend you were always told as a child i told you how odin splits his face and cracks into the pon of of shin”
“Erins alive today he’ll find but hes not a good maker”
“Then ill just find osmeon else. Ill be the firist again”
“Goodluck some pie~ raphy will do it with me but he dont get a choice”
“I mean i can cure his aids through it”
“Is blood”
“It is a high that fixes some mental shit with aids but i dont suggest it theirs other ways’
“Ill pitch it”
“Oh my fuckign god” rose collapsed.
“Hes needs a new thing were years ahead of you were a small town in louisiana your blood is the drink”
“Yeah”
“What happens when this is over”
“We go to the silence and the men in black two real conspiracy theories and vampires are underground again and this fails, if it works superheroes stay too and we keep bending if it fails we’ll have eras fo this being and then just stoires” feild confsesed.
“Veee you soon crhsit so your male god name my snake oil-”
“Dionysus”
“See you soon welcome to riverparks louisiana”
“Thankyou”
“You have wings”
“Yep!”
“Bye”
A boxus dub companies user was bitter a boy dressed in lolita. So he made a deal that Rose Elite would not wear lolita the demon said “deal but in exchange you cant do accents and punk and goth and other shit goes down. Lolita is sacred to him as a god and you just fucked him over with civil rights as we speak”
“You took away our dub of homestrcuk”
“No andy did because of what happened here today, you never fuck over the top lowa, dub session with marys actress as rose and you’ll be forgiven im sending your deal to the past 19th century hong kong because if lolita disapears so does god and you laugh at that paul but that is terrible because im killing off in homestruck 3 karkiden permantly good luck your out of you you won’t be able to act at all just not good anymore or do accents until he gest a ouji set as a gift or it gets delivered to him in his size, your the reason ouji and lolita dont come to america you just fucked over dov i dont care how”
“Like i beleive this bullshit is real fuck box i left anyways”
“Good cus your dub is now cancelled by andys decree”
“Were the only ones who’ve done the whole thing-”
“For now because you will loose that job all of you will and you have Jadlyn Claoway to thank his dead name ashame you played robin cus you caused that trauma in your canon just now”
“WE JUST STICK IT TO HIM FOR NOT SUPPROTING OUT DUB” a british girl who was asian yelled.
“Yeah well now sticking it to you, but its okay this will all be your choice so its fine”
“Which god is he”
“Legba”
“Then i curse papa legba and his friends to live through jade harleys trauma”
“You and the whole staff will now go through caliborns trauma want to keep going?”
“I curse him to detransition”
‘Deal you first!”
‘What”
“Leba has ac urse by kali everything you do to legba gets done to you times ten in the rule of 5!”
“We just want a popular fuckign dub!”
“So you hurt him for it!?”
“YES BECAUSE BECAUSE HES THE GOD OF FAME HES- HES THE REASON WERE GOING UNDER” logan said.
“Whatever i knew were shit now i know why atleast rose smolder has your back”
“She really is a bitch” Rose leite said.
“FUCK YOU FAGOT IM OUT” the badger said.
“And we’re doing session grim and we’re the only ones who could”
“Then we’re writing your ocs out of hoesmtruck”
“We dont have ocs in homestruck”
“No anymore”
Then Rose turned the other cheek put a mirror curse on him and let that be a night as they continually cursed him.
“Im sending to you on twitter out of spite” Miaka recounted.
“Jake cant hurt you sorry victim cant hurt you but i sure can! Thank hi im jace this is his idea” Miak aspit.
Session Grim 
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