Chapter 2017: Toon Catastrophes ▶ CARTOON CAT SONG (feat. CG5 & Annapantsu)

Then Rose talked to aliens revealing he had his left side white and his dark side black. They then agreed to negoiate the enterprise in startreck to meet a prisoner with a good heart since rose was “White” by their defs which is grey there. Rose was an alien on every planet.

While the homebound characters were having their fun movie nights Maika thought about raping rose so he could receive the punishment in judaism to take care of him. He knew he could lie but he wanted a child and knew rose was magick. Meanwhile Summer was having “yandere classes” with Haruhi or Haru or eno or H, as Hoody made plans to steal everything from rose robinhoodstlye “because we deserve it and hes a piece of shit” he aruged. “He’ll be so soft spoken by the time im done beating his ass” rose had agreed to take a hit for trauma, he didn’t know hoodlem just really wanted to abuse him, he had a fucked curse in his brain he argued to which Maika said “Cool motive your still beating someone to get off nonconsentually, trauma or no trauma, your a piece of shit” to which Dj spread rumors “to help rose” that he was a racist, in every faith, destroying feminism in the past, and black rights in the present as a result of butterfly effect. The butterfly man was rose according to the friendgroup but they all thought he was crazy as psyche, and they all wanted permission to rape him since half of them had inclujding crooks in a dream bubble (so it doesnt count man!) but Rose feels every dream bubble he has the font skelington curse, and Crooks knew that and raped him to give themselves therapy anyways, right when he forgave him too for hurting him. 

Maika made plans to save his friend group as dreamers abend he fucked everyone over by selling his soul,a nd he stole several medals which were now given to loki as a result when they belonged to balder, Rose thought norse hethenry was cool but was sad and afraid that everyone would abuse him, so he started teaching harry Plopper classes for dark artz as an “OC MOM OF FROSTER” which belonged to gamingtail her real name was Gyspey and she was romani but because of the history of that school and the character, she renamed herself Fairy Roman, and she was most likely a reincarnation of Dafidal Plopper but now she liked Snap Swindle and his shitty wives relgiion over JOhn Plopper and his shitty Anamwarlock curse. She was a former death rider and fixed it in her redo. Poor Adamith Froster Miaka thought, getting wrapped up in roses bullshit. I think theirs lets plays of driftwood mystery outside of roses channel, but rose did real ass magck lectures when he played the game, Maikas favorite lets player to do the game was jack septic eye, and gamingtail very different outcomes because they were in different houses.

Maika was waiting for that “dream demon soup” in his canon by the way adam. Who isn’t really a character in our story, but a side character we omit. Then Dj planned to destroy Roses council of him so he could have his own “rick sinydal all he had to do was destroy the cunts!” even though he already had one and that’s not how they were built.

“God your ex friends are shitty people! This is adamiths mom” Ms. Froster said soothingly.

“Yeah they hurt me to get ahead and say its okay cus we were once on the same team its my curse as the nameless”

“That’s not right baby. Hurting you to get ahead is wrong. Their all the evil queens. Even maika. He’s planning to rape you”

“I forgive them”

“Cus your christ Rose. Their all going to hell. Including Hoodlem my son”

“Yeah that is the plan, no seats except for shani who i will teach math too or something as a punishment? I don’t really know, what I do know is I’m abused by every friengroup and they wont leave me alone”

“Do you like them benig here?”

“No they killed a lot of mid bloods” rose fsesed. MId Maikas narration.

“Even Hoody?”

“Even him., especailyl him. He plans to physically abuse me if i move in”

“I’m sh- I’m- I’m finding your story. What’s it called online?”

“Seession grim”

“Oh he’s hoody?”

“Yes”

“He was a nazi”

“Yeah”

“I’m talking to him he still calls you a kaike out of anger and he has raped summer”

“Yep”

“And crooks lied and said you raped them”

“Yeah i didnt and the incident with veronica was a false pretence”

“I heard about that. He likes to lie and say you too are intimate cus your canons or something”

“Then i’m just gona curse his canon out of spite im gona curse his canon to be a nightmare realm”

“Deal”

“From now on the songs of wrongs you have done to me, are your super villain story canon number 3

The tardis is the breath of your worst nightmare

And you are worse then the master then the pits fair

I curse you Crooks and Woods and alises to be torn apart every daydream as condolences

And anytime you lie about me you will have a nightmare true

And you’ll thank me when its over like you bragged to summer oops

From now on the fans will hate your character thusly

Weight gain and acene will be tom buckley

And your story will be nightmare villain bumber torpe 5

I hope you like your hallucinated thanksgiving pie

And if you understand the pain you put me through

Thor in my face will finally come to you

But until then your reward in teh game

Is hallucinations and nightmares autism is my game

Until you come clean abotu how you hurt me and lied

You’re friends will leave after a year welcome to teh elites eyes

And all the caress youve placed on me fairy world too

Will make you the new sebby and summer will be affected boo hoo

And you’ll be the villain in the new testament

Until your on the cross for agknowleinfg you faked it

I hope you like seira shes your dengen master

You pissed off thor welcome im faster oh and hoddy? Reverse expose! Court cases horay! Tw all ofence intended”

“Feel better?”

“Then thank me when its over according to summer”

“Your internalize your abuse dont you”

“Im lucifer and bocchus im literally his god”

“That’s the poblem isnt it he loves you to much?”

“If he really loved me he wouldv have stayed in my life”

“Well ahsame”

“Teh porf grooms bride”

“Waht?”

“Got to ms.-”

“Foster not froster but i hope to read your story, i want to see this as more than an allegory”

“They were wrong about you you know”

“Thankyou Mr.Elite but i dont need sympathy”

“My mom is the same way”

“Seriously?”

“Yeah and I still love her”

“Well thats the difference you and my son bye”

Closing Song: NO Control [Set it Off]

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