tw: antismemistm, nazi, and dead dove
“Ayrian i have wronged your people please fix my mistake…your father-“
Summer the Salt “Queen” who rose and dj as of late and maika with a side of sarcasm “Salt peasant” in name was busy out here interviewing nazis who played the game. “Tough shit im the real adam therefor I quote arested development COOL MOTIVE STILL MURDER, but we don’t tell them that because we’re spies on team snowflake WHO I LEAD” Rose tought quietly “no my job, your team i gave heatwave and #2 way to announce you dumb fucking cunt” anyways, Summer “infitrated” the alt right thinking they had a lot fo “interesting and good ideas HAH HAH” and said “its totes just an act guys so you can forgive me! We’re doing nazis again i dont like these new nazis I quote just like the real ROSE!” even though that was…not? Why Rose used that john mulaney quote.
Anyways, Summer used a slavery kink with Zac who was black and always adored her. Put him in chains and called him “my negro my bitch” in hopes it would sway the nazis they were really just weirded out. Summer bragged that Rose was “ayrian your goddess hah hah” and it put Rose the jew on their radar. As of late Rose had reclaimed his old faith culturally which Summer didn’t know about but still insisted she was doing the right thing despite it, saying “I’m the real life vriska circuit, junko enoshima, i am everyone’s problematic fave I could even be TAI LE!!” she was not Tae lee from avatar. Anyways then Summer noted how everyone gave Rose special “preivlges and mary sue treatment and plot armor and how he got to be special and important and stuff and I WANT THAT SO!” and she began to destroy roses plans to save the world, and make segregation thing again by undoing all roses miracles including his time travel civil war thing which is in the dreamers song another book about rose, but not this one. Then Summer bragged about how she was now the main character “not rose!” and how “if Rose is THE FROSTER i am THE MERULA! Same happy ending too!” having watched Gamingtail, and Clare Siobhán on the story, and Summer Gamiingtaile the youtuber was secretly pupeteering their session along with Jacksepticeye and Martyplier as well as Pewpewdiswho arranging the nazis to exist. Summer suffered delusions but told everyone it was divine mania, and in her delusions ROSE was SHIVA and his brother having an affair HOODY was Dioynsus despite the god saying he had no stake in this horse race and would never get his seat, and “pulling my own hawkgirl legit” she was Rose’s reincarnated lover over and over again and he was set to be with her each life as enemies or great great lovers, and “she was totally right about this guys your all just blind see even rose believes me!” which was a lie. Don’t know why you’d rape your lover Summer but okay?
Back to the adventure she told them each with her bad dye job she was the goddess of air “since this is ROSES irl title and I am so Rose kin lol i just gotta steal my own shit” and that she would bless the nazi race if they would just play nice with team snowflake. The nazis then laughed their asses off at her saying ayrian hated according to hitlers plan, and that the only way she could regain them from “the filthy jew cunt” would be to bind and kill Rose Elite “ayrian” in cold blood and then only thten could be redemed in teh eyes of hitler. Then she promised to make “the dream bubble for nazis” but she had no ability and god said no but as “Ah Puch” one of Roses titles, it gave him ideas for a new tortures afterlife and god signed off. “Sure you want dream bubbles?” Rose smudged. “I’ll give you nightmares that’ll last for days” Rose had a dark rust in his voice like evil itself worse than a british smog consumed him. “I could make ya scream if I wana?” and several nazis laughed and a few shook knowing of the great and powerful acrians locket and his hatred of the alt right. Summer watched on in awe and amusement wishing she was him wishing she had that “badassery HOODY!” stunned.
Then the nazis in roses computer room that summer summoned began to loose their skin and it was being peeled off, and they started feeling pain and burns and clawed at their skin hearing voices. “I don’t like these new nazis!” Rose said in a childish voice mid note taking with summer as she freaked the fuck out.
“Now that their suffereing can we continue with the notes?” Rose asked like a child.
“Uhhh no. That’s good for tonight. I’m sorry for summoning them ADI”
“YOU SHOULD BE” the voice struck harcore.
“I curse you all to be laughing stalks may the nazis become our new comedy” Rose smiled turning blonde hair and blue eyes with extra arms and a golden tan. “I hate you. I’m a kaike. I hate you. I hate all of you. You will never be ayrian none of you even meet my quata!” he laughed. “No go kill yourselves. You dsereve hell”
“BUT THE FURER SAID YOU WERE HIS DAUGHTER”
“What are you doing looking at my memories when i was saved from teh gas”
“HE TOLD ME AYRIAN.” the german SLOOTA said.
“Hmmm I don’t like these new nazis”
“Then fix us! Make us perfect like you”
“No. Kill yourself.”
“Never. Hitler said no. He warned me of the jew ayrian.”
“That’s right Im a jew what you gona do about it?”
“Nothing”
“Bye bye HItler!” Rose sung like a child as Gemrony C. Crowley noted with a smile. “Thanks israel it worked”
“Germany isnt a person”
“OOOH IM A NAZI AND IM STUPID” rose mocked. “I don’t the game im playing i dont know that countries are people!” Rose joked. As he got Crowley or tried to out of there.
“I’m so sorry i didnt expect them to show up”
“DONT BRING NAZIS TO MY HOME YOU BITCH!”Roses voice wavered shaking with anger.
“Ive never seen you angry”
“THEN YOUR NEXT. Enjoy your gassy ms transgender whore!” He screamed.
“Im sorry this plan failed!”
“Your not sorry. Prove it kill your kin of me. MURDER MURDER MURDER. THATS HOW THEY DO THINGS” he said as a child freaking out the nazis.
“YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE HAD MY BLOOD AS YOUR HAIR SUMMER”
“IM SORRY FOR BEING A RED HEDA?!”
“Bad nazi bad dog”
“Im sorry!” she colasped as several nazis marked her with cuts and talismens and rose.
“Now every nazi will know your ayrian you cunt!”
“Cunt!” Rose repeated as the man transformed into a nub.
“Ooh awesome wow call martyr am i write?”
“We’re leaving my goddess. We will stop the racism or something”
“WHICH PILL IS THE PRETTIEST”
“Red!”
“Green”
“Gold”
“No pill. Just the truth. No blindness my goddess ayrain” SLOOTA said.
“You believe hes of our race? Hes a jew! He said was a kaike”
“DO YOU NOT KNOW HITLERS TEST”
“Fuck all of you. The alt right will go in teh new and your leader will hang. I am your perfection. And Im 142. Fuck all of you. Go to hell. And wish yourself well, because soon teh nazis will fall and all and all will go to war, and this is hitlers mistkae number 4, the prettiest will not be the blonde or blue eyed, but the mixed and the ones you called doe eyed, you touch my people, you touch my lover, you dare make hitler another, and you will see the skys that fall, as ayriaan the goddess cancels your call, and no painter or anime or jew in disguise can fix what is wrong with nazi eyes, and i hate you i hate youi i hate you more, man at highcastle was my lore, and i respwaned into this world, no german alegarky for the burl, so now i curse all nazis extreme to become jews and live under reign and that is a gift you do not deserve for you will all be forced to unlearn and now youve been blessed with ayrians curse may you forever be diserpered!” and Rose got done rhyming as Summer fell to her knees “a wimp” according to Dj. “hes ayrian” Rose said and they all saluteed. “None of you are. None will be. You show up again i kill your family”
“We will leave you alone sorry Daren goodbye”
“Ahhhhhh” rose sighed. “I could really use a coke! Or an an apply juice. Any more notes summer?”
“N-n-n0.”
“Go play papers please and tape it and upload it unlisted” Rose said like a valley girl.
“Y-y-y-y-yes my goddess”
“Bye bye junko”
‘Understood”
Closing Songs: Wild WIld World Set it Off,
Session Grim 
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