Rose’s funeral was less than stellar. Lots of ex friends there. Even the Hailey Family with Dr and Jamie. However, there was a red head that Maika kept eyeing back and forth. Eventually the shiva was held, and the red head met with Miaka.
“Who the fuck are you anywyas?”
The redhead laughed.
“I’m a friend of Rose’s”
“Rose doesn’t have friends”
“Rose had you”
“Rose is dead because of that. If I just beleived him we wound’t be here. Where the fuck is earth c 2.5 anyways?”
“That’s here. Don’t you think it’s weird his story keeps updating when he’s you know dead?” The readhead suggested.
“Who the fuck are you?” Maika surley asked.
“My name is Splenta”
“Splenta huh?” Maika joked.
“I always said I’d be the red head at the funeral…..”
Something clicked in Maikas head.
“I’m going to fucking kill you”
“Before you do that. Yeah it’s Rose Dj fuck off. I need your permission you have the key this time”
“Key?”
“I want to merge 2.6 and 2.5 C, that’s where Rose is currently…”
“But you said you were Rose”
“Trust him” Dj said in red coming to the group.
“Dj Dj Time”
“My name is Splenta”
“Fucking hell” Justin laguhed.
“IT’s all your fault. I od’d”
“Whatever just fix it” Justin said stern.
“This reality will still exist, but it’ll be slightly off”
“But will y- will Rose be alive?”
“Maybe some slurred speech for a few weeks but yeah I’ll be alive.”
“Will any of this have happened?”
“I’m sorry it’s a time wipe” Splenta said to Maika.
“You won’t be talking to me again” Splenta said shy.
“Dude we didn’t even want to come to the fucking funeral” Woods entered.
“Great. So eveyone touch the pocket watch”
“I…” Justin said.
“Why did you kill yourself anyways man?” Woods asked.
“Do you trust me?” Splenta asked.
They all touched the pocket watch. A giant clock appeared in the background, and reality warped.
“I want to remember it~!” Justin panicked as Rose got up failing his suicide atempt. “Fuck.” He looked at the spiritual clock in his room, it was on the pink side, “Heroic” it now moved back and forth.
“Fuck”
Rose got himself checked out in the hospital, but not much came of it. He came out and within a few days, while he was still talking funny and had poor brain function, even resulting to self harm Rose Elite was alive. It was as if it had never happened, and if you wanted to remember what happened at the funeral you would say “Rose Elite Is Dead” and you’d get a canon where you back tracked to the last death rewind.
Somehow, someway in the session, Rose had kept dying and coming back. The nightmares kept saving his life and there was now a spell on this book so that it would be the same in every reality. Always updating if in an alt via respawning Rose somehow survived. This new reality the blend would not be the Spice universe or the Snowflake universe but the code End or Grime, universe, it would be a combination of the two realities.
After the fact Rose did some weird civil rights time travel that effected africa in the modern day. Every life Rose Elite had a hand triangle tattoo, except for The Dreamers Universe where Rose had a snake or dragon for some reason. Regardless, Rose had realized that he was splintered across all of his friends timelines. His alters, Simon, Andy, Serenity, and more had been in his friends lives. The problem? They weren’t supposed to know that and he had been exposed. There was a side effect he didn’t predict. They were realizing Rose’s plan which involved Jesus for some reason, and they were figuring out who Rose was.
While Rose was in the hospital there and here, incopasitatted, he enlisted Aries, Athena, and other gods to fight in an upcoming Eugenics war called “The accessibility wars” because according to Rose Elite soon Gene Splicing would become a thing, and Rose was determined to keep disabilities a thing. I don’t know why Rose was adamant about this. But he was.
Rose noted his current reality had bad music, and off web apps. That’s all he really noted, also now Orpheus was in his head for some weird reason and just like Rose he had a thing for Apollo. Wow that’s not fucked up or incestuious at all. At Least Rose’s alters were discovered now. We now knew that they were, alternate versions of people Rose failed to save in alt timelines who survived here, or hid dead alts. If insane mix Master Rose over here is to be believed, then all D.I.D systems have something similar going on, but Rose disagrees with that.
When Rose did it, he was being broadcast as “Chitai Sama” on some spiritual reality tv show, which can physically manifest, who knows Rose is weird as shit. All I know is that he keeps notes, plans on pulling a madoka, and making it so nobody remembers him. Rose dying was Justin’s worse fear, and the nightmares were making fears real. Someone fucked with the code of Sgot without Rose’s consent and now NIghtmares of something known as The Nightmare realm had the power to change reality. This is the record of team snowflake, and while it is Hoods fault we’ll get to that hopefully later, the blame truly lies with team horror.
I wish Team Horror had a Taste of their own medicine.
Be careful biodag you know Rose is forced to grant wishes via someone known as wishgiver and he reads these logs, it’s primarily based off his notes, I’m his friend.
That’s the whole point. I wish team horror would go through the pain they put team snowflake through.
Done. At least I think Rose will honor your request. Rose was catching the attention of everyone. Good, Bad, Nazi, SJW, anyone you can imagine Rose Elite was now on the radar for. One of Rose’s best friends was pale white boy with red hair and freckles named Felix Carpenter. Felix had a gift with numbers, and he sometimes warned Rose of what was going on. He told Rose that because their session had a black logo, that it meant it was doomed to go grim. Grim sessions were sessions that were doomed from the start. But as always Rose Elite had a fucking plan. He might seem crazy on the surface and many people think he experiences “unreality” but he actually usually had a plan. Fucking Rose Elite.
While spiritually doing bullshit, Rose enlisted the help of Dj’s Karkaiden, and made him go god class. Page of Thread. Just a warning hood don’t fuck with Rose Elite’s code, you asswipes, are shit with that. There should be one coder per session and multiple session should happen at once, your team snowflake right? Fucking act like a dam team.
Seriously fuck hood.
Closing Song:
Session Grim 
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